Back when I was young, there was always a small orange in the bottom of my Christmas stocking. I didn’t really like oranges, and never ate it. I didn’t want it to be there, but every year, there it was. My parents claimed ignorance, Santa must have put it there for some reason. It’s only looking back on it that I realised they just thought it was funny to give me a small orange every year, when I didn’t really like them. And they were right. I didn’t get the joke at the time, but it was quite funny.
If you’re thinking this isn’t very relevant, you’d be right. But there’s supposed to be a bit of text at the top of these pages, and the words “Stocking Fillers” already said everything relevant. You know what stocking fillers are. So if that’s what you’re looking for, you’re in the right place.